We back! Please forgive my absence. Lemme tell you a lil about where I have been. I have been Moming it up and shit. I am a cliché and got fully wrapped up in taking care of my little guy. I wouldn’t have it any other way tho. I love him. The “and shit” part was full on PPD which tried to take me down but I fought back with weekly therapy, which then went down to biweekly and here we are at monthly. Basically I am thriving.

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to get my life balanced. I love motherhood more than anything but I also miss Aly time. Being a parent is consuming. Well, it turns out all I needed was to put him in school down the road 5 days a week. Who knew?

That’s all I will bore you with about that.

Now its time to talk about the movie! So I came across this photoshoot of barbra streisand and it was like the least Barbra thing I have ever seen. She is at sexy photoshoot and still doing her schtick. She looks so hot and so out of her element. These people are posing with bondage and she is in the middle being so funny. I can’t not smile thinking about the photos.

Bury me with this photo:

Jk, I want to be burnt to a crisp and all of my friends to eat me at a last feast of sorts. Sprinkle me on your bucatini. Shave me like a lil truffle on your wagu. Double JK, it would obvi be sushi. Turn me into soy sauce.

But also I kinda want to be a diamond.

This has gone morbid.

Can we briefly discus my hatred of truffle.! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I can smell it from a mile a way and it is gross. I have tried it in multiple forms and they are all nasty. I remember the first time I smelled it. It was also the first night I ever drove. I was 15 and it was my cousins bat mitzvah. It was super fancy. Like fancy fancy. Like passed lollipop lamb chop fancy. I kept getting wiffs of this smell and couldn’t figure out what it was. Finally the main course came out and it was a beautifully plated filet mignon and I took one bite and almost barfed. Filet was my fave when I was a young meat eater. Now, I love a fattier meat such as ribeye but that’s a different discussion. Any who, I have tried it a few times since and hate it just as much.

Now, my first time driving story… I missed blogging. I am absolutely not rereading any of this to correct errors. This is me. Straight from my brain, out the fingees to here.

Okay, So it was the truffle night, and this was prob illegal but i’m sure we are past the statue of limitations nd my dad is dead so lets say it was his idea and my mom was just along for the ride. I had just got my learners permit. We were in downtown Philadelphia, I didn’t know the city at all. I was with my parents who both got drunk at the Bat Mitzvah and were like “Babe, you are driving” to me. Then, they proceeded to make fun of me and mess with me the full drive back to the hotel. Like telling me to go on red and all sorts of other stuff. It was hilarious. They are the best and the worst. That’s it.

willater

THE MOVIE CLUB: NO. 14